Chip Roy Song
Making fun of the worst Congressman to ever represent part of Hays County.
Chip Roy
(To the tune of King Tut)
By Hays County Tejano Democrats
Who wants to take your Social Security?
Chip Roy!
Who won’t help with food insecurity?
Chip Roy!
He’s always causing drama,
But never helps your mama!
Born in Texas,
Sold out to big business, Chip Roy!
He never shows his face in town halls,
Chip Roy!
Ignores his voters’ texts and calls,
Chip Roy!
He’s hiding from the people,
Integrity? Not a ripple.
Born to block progress,
Loves to cause distress, Chip Roy!
(Bridge)
He says he’s all for freedom,
But his record’s kinda rough.
He’s busy helping billionaires—
For the rest of us, it’s tough!
Fights hard for the rich and their perks,
Chip Roy!
But for working families, nothing works,
Chip Roy!
We need someone who’ll fight,
For your future and your rights.
Time to vote him out,
And turn it all around, No Roy!